day - two

4 years ago, when I was here, I went to a restaurant to whack the most unbelievable cheap steaks that money can buy. For 11 bucks eat-all-you-can, you’ll never go to Victoria Station ever again after consuming those lard laden greasy food. Eat till I almost drop with another colleague, that I can still remember it till today.

I was searching for that restaurant again yesterday afternoon, and finally found it after making a lot of illegal u-turns. And so, I told cheecheongfun that we’re gonna whack some serious food that night, and be prepared to get killed.

And so, we arrived there with a hungry stomach. As usual, the first thing that I would attack is steak. Had plenty of them .. and some serious supply of meatballs. My appetite was so good, that I believe I’m able to consume a full grown cow out of the steaks.

But half plate through, I had a problem. The acoustic level of someone chomping on something. That’s right - cheecheongfun was at it again. The family of blimps opposite the table of ours was kinda like checking him out. He was eating so boisterously, that I was more often caught in a dilemma of whether to tell him to shut up.

Telling him might give me some peace but, it would hurt that guy too much. Maybe it’s the cultural thing of having the need to eat like a pig but, I can tell that not much people can tolerate that. To me, this is a general table manners. It’s that simple.

As if it isn’t bad enough, cheecheongfun suddenly gave out a shrill burp. More like a yelp. Gas escaping from his throat out to the public. So loud, that even he himself was dumbfucked by the sudden blast of gas and he was covering his own mouth in embarassment. You know what’s his problem ? He ate too fast … too loud … and when he gulped a large amount of soda, the gas had nowhere to escape but through his stinking mouth.

I was lucky that there were no food crumbs blasting onto my face from his mouth. Somebody tell me … IS THIS GUY NORMAL ?

I was thinking of going for a good dinner this weekend at San Antonio … but with this guy around, I’m not even sure if I wanted to do that. Kanneh …