There is not a lot of beautiful people in Austin. Most of them are overweight. That is because they eat big portions of food. The diet stuff they eat alone could cause chronic cellulite, and the high fat content ones could cause instant heart attack.
But not the receptionist at the lab I was visiting though. That chick’s hot. And friendly too. She’s blond… she’s tall… and the most important of all, she has big tits. A bit saggy but, it was the right amount of sag.
And that was why I had a great day today. Especially when she bent down to help me page my host at the lobby this morning. In case any of you wondered, she did wear a bra. Too bad but, it was alright. It wasn’t hard to imagine her not wearing any.
My hosts are a bunch of great guys. The one that I was assigned to, is an avid gamer and a wave surfer from California called Dave. He wore a bermuda shorts to work this morning and is anything but serious. Another one is a biker, 6 ft something and over 300 pounds named Keith. That guy could seriously tip a full grown cow with that sheer size of his. Tells a lot of crude jokes and that guy even showed me plenty of pictures of him & buddies partying in a bike fest, complete with the boobies flashing and stuff. Another one is called Jase. Don’t know much about him because that guy’s a bit quiet than the rest but no less friendly.
During our lunch yesterday (first day), Jason asked me,
Jase : “You’ll be seeing Keith wearing his traditional attire on his upcoming cultural festival..”
Me : “Yeah? So what will he be wearing?”
Dave : “A kilt. You know what’s a kilt?”
Me : “I know. The man skirt. So you’re a Scottish Keith?”
Keith : “Yeah I’m a Scottish alright.”
Me : “Just wondering, you guys wearing anything under the kilt?”
Keith : “Nope. Absolutely nothing. Naked inside. It’s easier to do it man. Just ride over the girls, flip the kilt over ‘em, and that’s it…”
all of us : [laugh our daylights out]
A light day of work today. Came to work late… long breaks… and early dismissal. How I’d wish it is like this back home.