day - one & two (day of work)

There’s not a lot of beautiful people in Austin. Most of them are overweight. Coz they eat big servings of food. The diet stuffs that they’re eating alone could cause cellulite and the high fat content ones would cause instant heart attack.

But not the receptionist at the lab building though. She’s good looking. And friendly too. Kinda looked like Charlize Theron … blonde .. tall. The most important of all, she got a pair of big boobs. A bit saggy to our asian standards but, no one’s seriously complaining.

The time when she helped me to page for my host, she bent down a few times and I accidentally caugh a few glimpse of the deep natural ravine of her jugs. In case one’s wondering, she did wear her bra. But a very thin one - with an embossed effect of you-know-what.

The host that I’m having ? Those are a bunch of great guys. The one that worked with me most is an avid gamer and a wave surfer from California called Dave. Wears bermuda shorts to work and has a well built frame. Told me lots of stories about his experiences of witnessing massive gang brawls in California …

One of them is even a biker, who stands 6 ft something and over 300 pounds (Keith). He could seriously tip a full grown cow with that sheer size. Jokes around a lot and showed me plenty of pictures of him & buddies partying in a bike fest. You know … pictures of girls flashing … and choppers gathering.

Another one is Jase. Plump guy with a friendly face. Doesn’t know much about him but, he’s a bit more serious than the rest. But he’s an ok guy though.

During our lunch yesterday (first day), Jason asked me

Jase : “You’ll be seeing Keith wearing his traditional attire on his upcoming cultural festival..”

Me : “Yeah ? And what will he be wearing ?”

Dave : “A kilt. You know what’s a kilt ?”

Me : “I know. The man skirt. So you’re a Scottish Keith ?”

Keith : “Heheheh.. yeah I’m a Scott alright.”

Me : “Just wondering, you guys wearing anything beneath the kilt ? heheh”

Keith : “Absolutely, nothing. Nekkid inside. It’s easier to do it man. Just ride over the girls, flip kilt over ‘em, and that’s it…”

all of us : [laughed our daylights out]

It’s really a light day of work though. Came to work late .. long breaks .. and early dismissal. How I’d wish it’ll be like this back at my work place.