June 8, 2004

long and crazy night (pt 1)

I was just 15 at the time when our science teacher organized an event for us to observe some planet with his telescope. That idea only works when the sky is dark so… we were all asked to gather at the school compound 6am on the designated day. For those who can make it, will get to see some naked chicks on another planet. For those who can’t… well, they’re going to miss a great opportunity to see something wonderful from the outer space. Most of us were very excited about the event… and none of us would want to miss the opportunity.

But we had a problem. We were required to convene at 6 fucking am. There weren’t any bus service at that hour… and most of us lived far away from the school. At that age, all of us were dependent on the public bus to commute so, an alternative transport was totally out of the question (we were too young to have our own transport). Then one of the BODs (Board of Directors – my group of best of best friends) suggested to spend a night at a friend’s place the night before – which was approximately 5 minutes’ walk away from the school… The idea was a brilliant one to which, all the BOD’s briskly agreed without a second thought and had the plan set.

Alright, as most of you know, when a group of teenage blokes get together in a place, they are usually up to no good. We are of no exception. That night unexpectedly turned out to be one of the craziest night I had in my teenage years.

Back to the sleepover plan. We met at the friend’s house at about 7pm. His house was HUGE. The center of his living room was big enough to house 2 tennis courts (ok… that was an exaggeration… just 2 table tennis tables). Some of the guys started their night by playing table tennis… while the rest of us relaxed on the couch watching TV.

It started out like an ordinary night until… someone whipped out a porn tape and played it on the VCR. When the sound of spasmodic moans reverberated across the living room, the table tennis team stopped in their tracks and made a beeline towards the TV. So it sort of became a porn watching fest there. The tape was a Japanese hardcore porn, I remember… and that was the first time I ever saw a porn movie (alright, I was a late comer… tease me if you like…)

It was that one magic tape that opened our windows of confined views… the very one tape that made us adults… a dictionary for all our curiosities. We learned everything about sex within the same night… blowjobs, 69, dot the eyes, you name it. It was like a mass graduation of a super compact sex education. During the entire event, hysterical laughs and shrieks can be heard across the living room… as everything seemed to look so hilariously funny to our juvenile mind.

Then came the emergency. A rapid knock on the main door interrupted our biology lesson. If there’s a live example on how a human being could defy gravity without any wings, that would be an event to prove it. The BODs panicked and one of us switched off the tv. The house owner calmed himself down… and answered the door. It was his neighbor… a middle aged housewife who came looking for his dad. The bitch kept asking a lot of questions, and we were all cussing her hard from behind the door for the interruption. After about a few minutes (which felt like eternity), she finally left, and we continued our porn adventures.

It was all fun again… until… another emergency came. It was the freaking phone this time (which was on top of the TV). The house owner answered the phone after lowering the volume of the TV and much to my surprise, the phone call was for me. It was my mom. She called in to check if I was ok.

Mom : “Why didn’t you call home from your friend’s house ??”

Me : “I forgot mom.”

Mom : “What are you doing now??”

Me : “Watching TV mom…”

Mom : “Are you watching porn??”

Me : “Errhh… no mom! How could you say that!?” [I fucking panicked… how did she find out??]

I quickly motioned my friends to turn off the video and check what was on the TV. It was “Superman IV”…

Mom : “Don’t lie, I know you’re watching porn with your friends…”

Me : “No mom! We were watching Superman on TV! And now you’re spoiling the show!”

Mom : “Oh… they’re showing Superman on TV? I didn’t know that…” [sound of TV being switched on]

And at that time, some of my friends were making those fake orgasm noises in the background and were fucking laughing at my ass.

Mom : “What was the noise?”

Me : “Those are my friends mom… they’re making the porn noises to convince you…”

Mom : “Ok… behave yourself, ok? Call home if anything…”

I gave some of the guys a flying elbow right after the phone call, and we continued to watch our porn.

*to be continued …

michaelooi  | escapades  | 

The commenting function has been disabled.