June 7, 2004

some questionaire

Got this from Hanyi’s and auyong’s blog. Thought it was fun, and decided to try it out.

1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
[…models, well suited for engineers and … Resistance and conductance…. (Fluke test tools catalogue) ]

2) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
[my darn office phone — yes.. I freaking blog from the office]

3) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
[D-Day in color on Discovery channel last night.]

4) WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

5) Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

6) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
[I can hear … SOUNDS of course. What kind of question is this?]

7) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
[outside where ? If outside my cube, I went to the toilet 15mins ago. If outside the office, for my breakfast a few hours ago]

8) Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
[my notebook LCD screen]

9) What are you wearing?
[some clothes…]

10) Did you dream last night?
[ I don’t remember…]

11) When did you last laugh?
[3 hours ago… was laughing at a pair of dogs stuck after having sex…]

12) What is on the walls of the room you are in?
[dried paint… white in color]

13) Seen anything weird lately?
[everything looks weird to me… because I’m special… I think]

14) What do you think of this quiz?
[this is not a quiz. This is a questionnaire. I think it’s stupid… but a good way to kill time]

15) What is the last film you saw?
[“The Day After Tomorrow” – the movie sucked]

16) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
[A big bungalow with cash]

17) Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
[how the hell do I know if you know about the things I’m about to tell?]

18) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
[ban all religions and governments…]

19) Do you like to dance?
[with girls – yes.]

20) George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
[Neither. He’s an asshole full of unwiped diarrhea shit]

21 a) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

21 b) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

22) Would you ever consider living abroad?
[Depends. If it’s behind a tree in Linyanti national park – sorry no. I’m thinking of certain places in the US]

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