how it felt like
I finally knew how wearing a thong (G-string some may call it ..) felt like. An unintentional discovery.
You see, I was wearing this worn out underwear of mine yesterday - u know, the type where it’s latex had lost it’s elasticity… and was loose at basically almost all the 3 sides. Particularly the part where it’s suppose to hug my balls, gooch (got to watch Jackass to learn this word), and my ass.
The thing’s so loose, that it almost felt like wearing a boxer short, minus the length. Can’t deny that wearing a worn out underwear always felt better and comfortable than wearing a new one. And that’s probably the reason why I’m still pretty much reluctant to throw it away.
Alright, I was wearing a fitting khaki to work yesterday and somehow, I didn’t realize that a fitting trouser with a worn out underwear would always be a bad combination. And I found out soon as the day progresses.
By noon, when I was about to go out for my lunch, I somehow felt something wasn’t right about my butt. It felt .. awkward. As if it’s naked and I felt uncomfortable with it. So, I cop a feel my own butt to check out what’s wrong with it … Then lo and behold ! I could not find my underwear ! My butt cheek’s practically naked and exposed … obscured with just only my pants.
Can’t decipher what’s going on, I scurried to the toilet to check if it’s really there. A quick check by unzipping my pants to see if the sleeping giant would directly fall out dangling like an *oliphaunt trunk. Much to my relief, it did not. It’s safely parked inside … that means, my underwear’s still there. Somehow, the hind section of the underwear had settled into my butt crack like a thong … and exposed the full moon in the middle of the day.
So, what actually happened ? Explanation: the elastic strip was suppose suppress enough force to stretch the underwear’s coverage diagonally across my butt cheek …and forms the “V” shape on it. When the thing lost it’s elasticity, that means, it’ll have no retention force at all around my butt ..just like a piece of loin cloth. So, when I move around a lot, the freeplay section will actually slip across the round surface of my ass (plus friction from the fitting khaki surface) … forcing it to settle into crevice of the 2 ass cheeks — forming a virtual G-string/thong effect. That’s how it happened.
Do I like it ? Not a bit. It felt as if I’m wearing a loin cloth with a holim in front — just like those savages deep inside the Amazonian jungle. Plus, I don’t feel comfortable with something stuck inside my ass … u know .. covering the orifice and all that. It will probably distort the sound of my fart and causes some paranoid reaction from the public that there’s something wrong with my ass — which is not true.
Don’t understand why the girls like to wear thongs so fucking much. They can actually choose to wear some see thru lingerie … if they wanted to look sexy .. u know. After all, it’s gonna be off the body when it comes to humping. And I also reckoned that it’ll be quite difficult to wash off the stains on ‘the string’ that had settled on an asshole for the whole day …
*oliphaunt = the mutated jumbo size elephant featured in Lord Of the Rings : ROTK. Note that it is much bigger .. and had a longer trunk. Eheheh..