Main causes of accidents in Malaysian traffic (in no particular order) :
Nosiness. Like gawking at accidents that has nothing to do with them. Would then plow into the vehicle in front due to lack of attention. Common offenders? Cars with blue LED lights on its windshield sprinklers… and a big loud exhaust pipe.
Perversion. Like ogling at scantily dressed female (or male) entities while driving. Would then plow into the vehicle in front due to lack of attention. Common offenders? Cars with blue LED lights on its windshield sprinklers… and a big loud exhaust pipe.
Stupidity. Like tailgating very close behind another vehicle. Would then plow into the vehicle in front due to lack of buffer distance to brake in case of emergency. Common offenders? Cars with blue LED lights on its windshield sprinklers… and a big loud exhaust pipe.
Speed. Like doing 80kph on a congested pasar malam alley. Would then plow into anything in front due to lack of reflex. Common offenders? Cars with blue LED lights on its windshield sprinklers… and a big loud exhaust pipe.
Carelessness. Like making a turn without looking at their rear view mirror (if there’s one) or switch on the turn indicator light (if there’s one). Would then be plowed by anything behind them. Common offenders ? Cars with blue LED lights on its windshield sprinklers… and a big loud exhaust pipe.
Conclusion? Eliminate all cars (along with it’s owners) with blue LED lights on its windshield sprinklers… and big loud exhaust pipes (owners code-named ‘pigdogs’). Our Malaysian roads will definitely be safer without this kind of people around.