Qualities in a girl that turn me on (besides having a pretty face)
1) Long hairs. Not armpit or pubic hairs… but the hairs on the head. Girls with long hairs always give good impressions. I don’t know why. Maybe it creates an illusion that the subject is more feminine, as opposed to a short haired skank that could open a bottle cap with her clit.
2) Cleanly shaved armpit (added bonus if it’s fair). Girls with bushy armpit scare me a fucking lot. I somehow have an impression that a person with bushy armpit smells. Like the Banglas and their ilks. I wouldn’t want to bed someone that smells.
3) Sweaty girls. I have this fetish for sweaty athletic chicks, with their unkempt hair and all. Oh my god. I strongly think that a chick’s womanly scent is at its optimal point when she works out and sweats. With no artificial perfume, cologne or deodorant… as original as fresh orange peels. But then, if the sweaty subject happens to have bushy armpits… the effect would then be the totally opposite…
4) Tall girls with long legs. Let’s just say, I have some experiences with individuals of such physique before… that reinforces my belief that tall girls with long legs are all great in bed. And it appears that I have been right. See those high heels in the 70′s? Those are some of the inventions to make girls look artificially taller and have longer legs… so that we guys would be deceived to believe that they are all great in bed.
5) Girls with a firm and round ass. Firm and round asses make me hallucinate. It’s almost like a strong alcoholic drink… you know. Makes you imagine stuff. Fun stuff. I can’t help but wonder, how could a simple part of a body (one that handles the human waste, at that) have such a significant effect on men. *shakes head in disbelief*
6) Tight fitting white T-shirts (doesn’t matter if it’s revealing or not). This is quite common, so I don’t really even need to explain why this deserves such a special mention. I’m sure you guys know what I’m talking about here. *wink wink*. Does not applicable to those with virtually flat chest.
7) Pantylines with flowery lace. Saw that once on a very firm-looking and round ass in my company… and has since decided that it’s the next best thing other than the ass itself. Lacy underwear rocks!
8) Broad shoulders. Just like those Australian Olympic swimmers… or something like Anna Kournikouva (I hope I spelled her right). It’ll be such a turn off if a girl has a narrow shoulder, or simply too emaciated to have anything broad. I fucking hate to imagine myself humping a skeleton… Alright, I have to admit something here… yes… we guys sometimes fantasize about humping our visual targets…. Don’t ask/bitch.
9) Un-shaved eyebrows. I prefer lushy eyebrows over those thinly sketched artificial eyebrows. Anytime. I don’t know why girls love to pluck their fucking eyebrows just so that they look so much closer to ridiculousness. Just leave your eyebrows alone… for fuck’s sake. A lot of guys think lushy eyebrows are sexy. Don’t believe me? Shave your fucking eyebrow and die.
10) Clean and long finger nails. I once heard a girl’s fingernails (and teeth) define her standards. Clean and long fingernail means, she’s someone hygienic and grooms herself well. Short and dirty fingernails means she’s probably a drag who fixes her own bike and smokes more cigarette a day more than an average bloke does in a week.
I think that’s about it. I know, I’m not easy to please… but at least I’m honest, not like some pretentious cocksucker who has to resort to lies and deception just to get into someone’s pants.
Anyway, if any of you fulfills all the traits above and would like to apply for the position of a part/full time mistress or sex slave… kindly drop me an email with your photo and phone number. Your application will be thoroughly reviewed and considered. Thanks.