When I arrived at work this morning, I noticed a housewife-security guard smirking at me. I was a little bit freaked of course… because it was unnatural of her to do that.
Thinking that my zipper might be open, I covered up my crotch with my notebook bag… and that was when she greeted me with her shrilling voice – “good morning michael… heheheh” – yes, complete with a cackle. I so fucking wanted to yell some expletives at her, but I was afraid she would go apeshit and force herself on me. So, I just walked the hell out of the place as fast as I could without looking back.
I wonder what the fuck was the greeting all about. Not that her morning greet’s going to make my morning any better. If she just wanted to be nice, she could have given me a simple smile… it’ll work in a less awkward way. Maybe that lady was having her menopause and had a hormone imbalance in her body. But that still doesn’t justify on the creepy ass smirk she gave me.
Man I’m going to need to arm myself with a stun gun next time…