I spent the whole Sunday looking for shirts with similar theme around Penang’s famous Chowrasta market… and along Campbell street. How fortunate for me, I finally found a black blouse with the word “Amani” printed on it. The boss told me it’s a counterfeit of Giorgio Armani… only that the person who copied the words made a spelling mistake – he missed out the “r”. But I bought it nevertheless… as I don’t think my friends would notice the mistake… ha ha ha… this is so cool.
I left Penang around 7 pm to return to Selangor with my super cool Waja. Once I reached the Penang Bridge, I started to speed and rev my Waja to intimidate those stupid Penang drivers. I also deliberately swerved right and left in the traffic and followed real close behind a few vehicles…. to show them my awesome driving skills. It was fun to scare the shit out of them. I hope they know that KL/Selangor drivers are not to be messed with… ha ha ha
Just as I was passing through the middle section of Penang Bridge, I noticed that the scenery was very nice there, and I stopped my car by the side of it. I got down from my Waja (wearing my newly bought black ‘Amani’ blouse) and started to take a lot of pictures there. Some of the cars skidded and almost hit my parked Waja… but luckily, they didn’t. I think the little monks I’ve installed on my dashboard actually helped – with their blessing and all, and actually prevented any accident from happening… how cool.
Then, when I reached the mainland from the island, I started to speed in the 90kph zone highway. I was doing 140kph in the express lane when I saw this new black Chevrolet car driven by this super handsome Penang guy… and he was doing 110kph. There were some free space on the left lane but I don’t want to overtake him from inside. Instead, I followed him real close from behind, and repeatedly flashed him with my Waja’s super cool headlights.
Then suddenly, the black beautiful new car emitted a blinding beam of red light from its rear…. it was so bright that I couldn’t see a thing. I didn’t fucking know what it was… but I took no chances… so I backed up a distance from that black beautiful car as I thought he could be braking. Only after a while, I figured that he wasn’t braking… but he was using his rear fog light to intimidate me! That bastard ….
I became super pissed and kept highlighting him… until he finally moved over to let my car pass. Ha ha ha… I told you Penang drivers are chickens. Then, I sped up to 170 kph towards the South… hoping to reach the speed that no one has ever dared to go. But then, the black beautiful car followed me from behind, and gave me a permanent high beam… which was sooo bright until I couldn’t see a thing. Arrrgghhh ! KNNCCB !
I then slowed my Waja down to almost a halt… so that I can wait for him to overtake me … and let me high beam that bastard back. To my frustration, the black car tailed me from behind…he was too smart and didn’t overtake me… with his high beam still on. Arrrrggghhh… I almost committed suicide! I then sped again… this time, I swerved right and left to avert his high beam… and after a while… I finally managed to shake off that bastard and escaped. Pheww…
I reached KL after driving for 6 hours… because during halfway through my journey, I became real dizzy for swerving too much, and had to slow down to gain my composure. Upon reaching KL, I got down from my Waja and puked (too nauseous). *Sob* Damn Penang drivers… damn them for bullying me…. I swear I’m not going to Penang ever again … *Sob* *Sob*