This morning, when I was queuing up in my company’s cafeteria, Doug came up to me and asked
Doug : “Mike… you have US visa?”
Me : “Huh?”
Doug : “US visa… you have one?”
Me : “US pizza? You have the coupon? No thanks man… I prefer Pizza Hut anytime.”
Doug : “Noooooo… US v-i-s-a goddamn it…”
Me : “Ohhh ok… no… mine was expired”
I think my hearing’s deteriorating. First… ‘orang utan’ … now ‘US Pizza’… sheesh.