US pizza

This morning, when I was queing up to pay for the shitty food in my company’s cafeteria, Doug came up to me and said

Doug : “Mike … you got US visa ?”

Me : “Huh ?”

Doug : “US visa…. you got it ?”

Me : “US pizza ? You have the coupon ? No thanks man … i prefer Pizza Hut anytime.”

Doug : “Noooooo … US v-i-s-a goddamn it…”

Me : “Ohhh .. ok … no … die already.”

Somebody ….please …. tell me my hearing’s ok. First …. “orang utan” … now .. “US Pizza” pulak …. uggghh