We were casually discussing about allergies to seafood during our departmental lunch at a restaurant, when our manager threw out a question …
Manager : “Anybody allergic to rambutan?”
Me : “What the fuck?? Allergic to orang utan??? I didn’t know that they’re actually edible…”
Manager : “RAM-BU-TAN”
Me : “Ooh… ok. For a moment there, I thought you were really asking about orang utans… because there are definitely a lot of them in our company… ”
Colleagues : *Laugh like a hyena being sodomized by a jackass…*
It was a sarcastic joke of course. We all knew those orang utans that I was referring to, were the managers. But that lady manager didn’t get it.