orang utan

Today during departmental lunch at a seafood restaurant … we were chatting about allergy to seafood. Suddenly, our manager threw out a question …

Manager : “Anybody allergic to rambutan ?”

Me : “wtf ?? allergic to orang utan ??? i didn’t know that they’re actually edible….”

Manager : “RAM-BU-TAN”

Me : “ooh … ok. For a moment, I thought u were really asking about orang utans … coz there are a lot of them in our company… ”

Colleagues : Laughed like hyena being sodomized by a jackass..

We all knew those orang utans that I meant was the managers himself/herself. It’s a remark with a veiled sarcasm that those retarded managers will never comprehend.