ayam

Had KFC for dinner today. There’s a very noisy 1 yr old kid sitting behind Emily. “Ayam ! ayam !” the kid would shout. Occasionally, he would shout “Burger ! burger !” .. but he shouted “ayam” more. Emily was enjoying her cholesterol laden chicken when I spoke out to her :

Me : “Dear … I think the kid’s calling for you…”

Emily : “What kid ?”

Me : “The little guy behind you..”

Emily : [turns over to look behind her]

1yr old kid : “Ayam ! ayam !”

Me : “Aaaaahhhhhhahahakssss !!!!!” [chunks of chicken skin purged out from my mouth]

Emily : [turns back to me and opened her mouth] BLAAAASSSSSSTTTTT !!!!!

It’s her build-in flame thrower inside her mouth. I had to quickly put out the flame that was engulfing my clothes … which I discovered later that it had burnt a big hole on my chest area — indecently exposing my tit to the kid who shouted “ayam” so passionately.