staff meeting #3

Boss called a meeting today to discuss about workplace experience and satisfaction.

Me : “Boss, i think we should not let those imbecile vendors to roam in our office cubes”

Boss : “Why ?”

Me : “Coz they ate our biscuits without asking. And sometimes, they wank on our chair..”

Boss : “I don’t believe you”

Me : “Oh yeah ? Go fuck yourself then”

Boss : “Watch your language young man … or I’ll turn gay”

Me : “May your dick get plenty of warts and callouses”

Boss : *turns gay and started to fellate anything he could find in the meeting room … table legs, marker pens,etc ….*

Me & everyone else in the meeting : *escape unharmed*

Alright, I made this one up.