Somebody asked me what is the best way to see the real face of his soon-to-be married bride of whom he has never seen her face without heavy make-up?
My colleague Blackie said to pay the bride-to-be in the middle of the night – when she is sleeping halfway. But I doubted that will work. Some girls are known to sleep with their make-up on. So how?
I actually came up with a better idea – force the target to the nearest car wash, and blast her face with those pressure water pumps. This will clear all her cosmetics out in matter of seconds… and then, take a good look at her real face. Then only decide, if you want to spend the rest of your life with this creature.
And if the answer is yes, god bless you.
Practical, ain it?