wondering….

things that I have always been wondering why.

- a pretty girl’s best friend is always fat and ugly. Vice versa.
- girls do not like their boyfriend playing computer games or surfing the net.
- it’s always more exciting to crave for something than actually owning it.
- girls act stupid in front of their boys, but act smart in front of their friends.
- I’m always broke
- she’s always right
- my sister is so tragically abominable.
- female bank officers near retirement age are fond of hairsprays.
- dogs lap their own crotch and don’t feel icky about it
- some people like to dye their hair blond or other unnatural colors
- Chinaman and Japanese are so hard to understand when they speak English.
- Asian love cars with big trunks
- rapists do not get mandatory death sentence but drug traffickers do.
- smoking people bother to go for medical check-ups
- motorcyclists love to ride in the middle of the road
- kids are so annoying
- authorities grant driving licenses to so many assholes
- my neighbor is such a bitch
- my neighbor’s husband is such an asshole
- people read my blog knowing that it is offensive…