explicit discussion

*18SX warning - reader’s discretion advised. The entry below contain some obscene elements that might offend some sensitive individuals. If u think u are a person who can get easily offended about sexually explicit discussion or topics alike, or you’re a minor a.k.a kids, kindly leave by pressing ALT+F4. If you don’t know how to do that, you can alternately shove your head into the nearest toilet bowl and flush repeatedly until you stop breathing. Also, if you suck, you can read more disclaimer right at the bottom of my page. Also, this is quite a long entry, don’t bitch

Today, during lunch with my usual lunch members, we talked a lot about girls/sex (guy talk), and some other ridiculous obscene topics. In one of the topics, we talked about - “who’s the fairest of them all ?” in our company. Doug quoted to Eric about a girl in our company who goes by the name - Brenda.

Despite having the midget height of only approx 5ft, Brenda is fairly an attractive girl. With her classy high profile cheek and lustrous wavy hair, she’s every guy’s cup of tea - especially when she smiles. Very pleasant to look at and is quite famous in my work place.

But all that aren’t really important for us bunch of dirty blokes. We’re not concerned about all the cosmetic qualities she possesses. This girl is even more famous amongst the guys for another reason - her boobs. *alright kids, it’s getting real dirty here, still not too late to leave yet. Press ALT+F4 to leave

Now what about her boobies ? Her pair of boobies are legendary. She got a nice 34/35 D pair of milk bags - which sort of makes her the point of origin for all benchmark against perfection. As if the size isn’t that impressive enough, she often have her nipples protruded from her pair of thinly padded bras …and she often had to wear multiple layers of clothes to hide that up from the public. Whenever she’s out for lunch, she’ll leave her extra layers of clothes behind her desk (hot maa…) and send all blokes to heaven in broad daylight.

During our discussion, we developed a theory, why her nipples are always embossed on her bra. U see, large boobs are naturally heavier than normal boobs. In that case, normal bra would just give way and snap due to the extra gravitational effect on the large mass of tissues. Just like a thin wire snapped on supporting a heavy piece of stone slab. So, girls with large boobies would have no choice but to resort to special bras. Special rubber singlet type of sports bra with extra support.

And we all know these special bras usually have thin pads. Why thin pads ? Because of the large boob size, it would be ridiculous to have thick pads as that would make it look even bigger than it’s already large size (the adjective would have to be changed from “gigantic” to “monstrous”) Hence, those special bras need to be thinly padded to retain the boobie’s original contour. Thin pads means, less shielding on the nips –point number 1.

Point number 2. As we all know, the size of any boobs are usually directly proportional to the size of the nipple. Why ? Because it needed to be this way so that it’s able to accomodate the volume of milk discharge from the gigantic glands. It all makes sense .. a large dam wouldn’t be designed with a small pipe for output water supply to the public. The pressure would be too high and the pipe will burst. Same thing here - just imagine the dam as a big tit and the pipe as the nipple.

From the size of her boobies, she must have the nipple tip the size of a 50 cents coin … hard enough to open a can of sardine …or even pry open a durian. Oh .. wait a minute, maybe not durian .. coz it would actually damage the flesh inside the durian .. which would be bad. Nevermind.

Now, add those 2 points together, and we got the explanation on why she got a nipple embossed on her clothes everytime. The theory sounded very technical and great - and all of us had tearful fits laughing inside the restaurant like a bunch of intoxicated hyenas.

And we continued to venture on other topics like why guys preferred girls with long legs or taller built. But I’ll save that for another day.

*Kid’s if you’re still reading this, you’re in trouble because you’ve just learned something you’re not supposed to know until you grow up. I would suggest you to type “I will not learn something i’m not suppose to know again” repeatedly for 200 times on a notepad, print it out, burn it and mix it’s ashes with 10 bowls of holy water. Then drink it to cleanse the filth from your mind.