meaning of dream

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I had a weird dream a few nights ago … and have totally forgotten about it. But somehow, it came back to my memory today. So, I guess I’ll just blog it.

I dreamt of myself having an affair with a married woman. She was tall, sexy and beautiful. Then, a scene began to unfold … picturing myself and her meeting up at her luxurious apartment.

When I got up there, I was mesmerized by the beauty of her place (sort of like my first time going up there). It was very big. Place was designed with glass panel on each side of it’s wall overlooking hills, country side and a peaceful part of a city. It was amazing.

I was kinda stunned ..admiring the scenery from her apartment floor, while she went to get herself ready for some wild sex with me. But as I took a more careful look at the serene scenery out there…. I noticed something growing out from the ground.

Somekind of tea plant. Like those in Cameron Highlands. And it grew pretty quick too .. a few cm’s per second. All over the place. It was unbelievable.

Then, I saw some homeless people began to frantically pluck the tea leaves down there.. while crying out with joy. I think they are happy because finally, they would be able to generate their own income by harvesting the tea leaves .. which now can be found in every corner of the place.

Needless to say .. it was a touching scene. Everything was so beautiful and perfect in that dream … that I almost cried (and of course no, i won’t do that). Alright, after witnessing those fairy-tale like event, I figured out it’s time for me to venture into my original intention — my affair with my mistress. She must have waited for quite some time already.

As I turned to get into the bedroom, I noticed that there’s another apartment block right opposite another side of the glass panel. It looked very ghetto .. unlike the one I’m currently inside.

Then, suddenly, I began to notice that there’s somekind of commotion right across at the apartment. When I checked it out carefully — I saw an old indian couple porking. They were doing it in different poses … and was doing it wildly.

I was like “Awwww .. man … is that really necessary ??”.

Heck, they even fellated each other and the old lady was moaning very loudly. My beautiful dream instantly turned into a nightmare …

Then I started to feel nauseous … and pressure started to build up from inside my body. As the sick couple continued to satisfy themselves in some other disturbing acts of exhibitionism, I suddenly had my mouth opened …and a torrent of viscid puke blasted out … splatting onto the the carpet.

Then I woke up.

I think there’s some meaning veiled behind that dream…. something very important. Lesson of life kinda thing. So, what is it trying to tell me ? After pondering for quite sometime … I managed to conclude the following :

“when it comes to having fun, old people always SPOIL THE MARKET ! ” muahahahah … snort.

Ok, let me know if the dream has any other alternate meaning.