kotex the pigeon girl
As we all have known, men are always fascinated by women’s body. For girls - having a great looking set of hardwares and body shape is as good as having their self esteem up high. It bestow them the attention … social status … confidence … and unlimited advantages that anyone would hope for. Ok, enough craps. U get the idea. If u don’t… go find a nearest toilet bowl, put your head into it … and flush.
Unfortunately, not all girls are lucky to be blessed with a great body. Kotex is one of them. Kotex’s a girl who works in my company’s logistic department. U see, when Kotex stands up straight … and lean herself against a broom closet, practically no one could differentiate her from a broomstick.
She was downright meager and so “Karen Carpenter”. Airport. Flat rear. Virtually no asset at all. Well, her face looks ok .. so, nobody actually had any second opinion about her. Just another girl next door.
But she got some problem with that. It seemed that she couldn’t accept the fact that she’s so barren. So, she worked out a solution herself. She ‘acted’ as if she had the assets - if u get what i mean. How ? She did it by deliberately changing her posture.
U see, when a girl tilted her ass backwards and her upper body front-wards … it will actually create an optical illusion or trick to the eyes of men. It makes her assets looked more obvious and noticeable … thus ‘bigger’. It’s a well known ingenious deception.
This is the trick used by Kotex to fool the blokes in my company. She would tilt her posture in such a way that it looked like she had an “S” shaped body. Her boobs located far at the front … and her butt way behind. Her despicable acts are especially evident whenever any male species are around.
Her posture was so downright wrong - that it actually reminded me of the advice that my physiotherapist gave me. Did anyone knew that by having a wrong posture, it could lead to many kind of diseases and health problems ? Namely - back ache, arthritis, osteoporosis, bronchitis, halitosis, tuberculosis, syphilis…. just.. fuck … anything that ends with -is. Alright, that might not be entirely correct … coz I wasn’t really paying attention to my physiotherapist … but the main point is, it could lead to health problems.
Her “S” posture was so badly maintained, that she actually had to walk faster … to prevent from toppling over to the front falling flat on her face. By right, if she wanted to maintain that “S” posture, she would need to bob her head (like a pigeon) while walking. *The science behind why pigeons bobbed their head while walking — their leg and posterior was situated too far behind from it’s head .. that it actually had to bob it’s head to maintain the balance while walking.
But she didn’t. She’s willing to risk her health to look artificially great.
I mean … isn’t she kinda foolish to risk her own health like that …just for the sake of getting some attention from men ? She could have done it the wild way … like running naked across the office. Or the legitimate way - resort to boob enlargement programmes … cheaper, to use thickly padded bra. Or maybe even cheaper, use kleenex to stuff it inside her undergarments. Period.
Such are the mentality of women nowadays. *shakes head.