jude the horrible - new haircut

Today seemed like any normal day. Woke up bright and fresh, just like every other day.

But when I arrived at my office cube… the feelings changed. Somehow changed into a very gloomy feel when my eyes caught on something grotesque - Jude in her new hairstyle. The execrable sight then converted itself into a set of erratic impulses… which made my body twitch as if I’m suffering some kind of epilepsy fit. I had goosebumps popping up on every millimeters of my skin.

She was standing there right across giving me this “Hi, Michael” smile. I reckoned that she was expecting me to checkout her new hairstyle or something. I was giving her this emotionless stare as I was still stunned by her awkward hairstyle. It has this flat out snip on her frontal fringe… that goes together with 2 very ridiculous looking longer fringe by the side of her temple.

It was fucking hideous. It made her face look like some bipedal primate from the Borneo jungle. I bet if she were to loiter anywhere near the Amazonian jungle… one might even mistaken her as the infamous enigmatic big footed Sasquatch. (if you do not know what a Sasquatch is, go find a nearest toilet bowl, put your head into it and flush)

I pretended to be unperturbed by her appearance and smiled back. A smile as fake as Demi Moore’s tits. I had to maintain my composure not to get a stroke or something - because I’ve got a lot more things to live for in this life. When I was taking my seat, she was still standing there looking at me… still with that comatose inducing smile. I noticed there was a big bouquet of flowers on her desk… and she probably wanted me to ask her about it.

But of course I wouldn’t. I refused. She could have bought that for herself and wanted some attention around. That ridiculous haircut was an additional effort to ensure nobody got left out from her broadcast of attention seeking signals. And when any unsuspecting victim were to ask about her Valentines gift or haircut - she would then leap on that person and rape the daylights out of him. That’s how a psychotic rapist would do to randomly pick their victims. Jude looked exactly like one to me.

No way I’m gonna check anything out on her. No way. And I’ll be looking out for sneak attacks throughout the week (she’s on the day shift this week).