I felt something wrong during my lunch with BigSnake today. Felt as if my pants was getting loose or something like that. Initially, I thought that I might have actually lost some weight and went on with my lunch.
Since it was quite a hot afternoon, I kind of sweated on my way back to the office after the lunch. As I was entering the air conditioned lobby, I suddenly feel some chill at my nether region, more than the rest of my body. I wasn’t sure why was that, but it was definitely worrying. I mean, this could be a symptom of a badass chronic disease or something. Lost some weight, feeling weird… and now the chill in my crotch – this isn’t good.
Then I decided to look at my dick, if there were signs that might tell me if I’m about to die… That was when I discover the root cause – my barn door is open.