After having our Chinese New Year break for about 5 days, the Chinese community are finally resuming to their normal life. So, as scheduled, I had to go for my physiotherapy today
Pretty nurse : “Happy Chinese New Year! Any angpow for me?” [angpow = red gift packets containing cash, very popular in Chinese customs]
Me : **Smiles** “Errrm… no… I’m not qualified yet”
I frigging lied.
Pretty nurse : “Oh… so you’re still single?”
Me : “Ahaks… yeah. Do I look like a married guy to you?”
Pretty nurse : **giggles..**
Me : “I like the way you giggled…”
Pretty nurse : **face blushes… giggles somemore**
Me : “Say… what time do you finish your shh.. aaa aaaa aaa **Sneeze!**”
Pretty nurse : “Ohh… you caught a cold, you poor thing.”
Me : “Yeah … **sniff**… partied too hard during the holidays.”
Pretty nurse : “You should take more vitamic C… and party less” **serious look on her face**
Me : “Awww… that’s so sweet of you… **Sneeeeezeee!!!**”
And the next thing I knew, her face was covered with slime and semi solid pieces of greenish mucus. She instantly lost the appeal of an angel… Ughh.
Alright… if you can’t tell, I made all that up. Only certain parts of the conversation are true.
- I indeed caught a very bad cold
- the nurse indeed wished me a Happy New Year and asked for an angpow.
- the nurse indeed asked me to take more vitamic C when she found out about my cold
The rest are fabricated by my idling mind during the boring session of my physiotherapy.