The pretty nurse at the physiotherapy clinic attempted to start a conversation with me today. I wondered what prompted her to do so… Charm is definitely not the factor, as it was already there all these while. So, I reckoned that it must be something I did to my physical appearance today.
Nope.. I am very sure I did not wear any fragrance today. Nor did I wear anything nice on my body at all – just sandals, t-shirt and bermudas.
Maybe it could be the small amount of gel that I had applied on my hair that evening – which made my hair look somehow lustrous. If that was the case… then crikey indeed.
It’s amazing that such a small amount of gel, could actually enhance mankind’s chances of finding a possible mate in this harsh planet. The small effect of enhancement would then literally translates into the fact that mankind is prevailing its existence on this planet… by means of reproduction and carnal pleasure. Styling gel rawks!
I hereby would proclaim that styling gel (the super hard type) .. should be named as the Invention of the Century.
But too bad for the cutey nurse, I’m already attached to someone. Physiotherapy nurse… if you are reading this… don’t worry. Although you might not find someone as good as me… but I can assure you that there are still plenty of blokes out there that are probably 10% as impressive as I am… which is already waaaaayyy beyond the ideal requirement of a good mate.