Went to watch Peter Pan last night. What can I say about that movie? The movie sucked. I spent 10% of my time sleeping inside.
The experience was aggravated further by a talking kid 2 rows behind my seat. I fucking hate kids who talk in cinemas. Maybe I should have forseen such thing to happen, knowing Peter Pan is a name often associated with little tykes (who think they can fly) – just like the one who couldn’t keep his yapping mouth shut the entire length of the film. That kid thought he was smart because he had read the stupid Peter Pan storybook before, and was all familiar with what was about to happen, every fucking plot.
“Oh… that’s the ship named [forgot the name]“.
“Oh… that’s Peter’s something something”.
“I know that place! I know that place! It is [insert place name]
Hell.
As if he’s the official translator for a group of blind audience inside the theater. If he already knew the story, he could just shut the fuck up and watch the movie already. Damn annoying.
I had similar experience when I watch Harry Potter. There is always bound to be another fucked up kid who would always do the same thing “Ooh … that’s Dumbledoor (or whatever fuck you call that old fart) .. the guy who runs the magic whorehouse. That time, I actually yelled to the kid who couldn’t stop doing the loud commentary.
Going to movies is supposed to be entertaining. Watching Peter Pan is not. Especially with stupid kids yakking non-stop throughout the entire screening. Ptuuiii…