December 21, 2003

i finally woke up

Today, I finally managed to prove that human sometimes can become like bears, or any other animals they want. They just need to take control of their own mind and forgo the idea that they are human.

For example, today, I imagined myself as a bear. And I hibernated from 3 am to 12 noon. Woke up, conveniently wolfed down my lunch and hibernated again till 7pm. I thought of barging into a river to terrorize some salmon but, that idea was just so impractical.

So, I hoovered some canned sardines instead.

Short blog recently due to mind constipation. Expected to resume back to normal after sufficient dosage of alcohol medication at upcoming xmas party.

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