do you know her?

*names were changed to preserve the innocence of individuals.

Today, outside the cinema, while waiting to watch The Haunted Mansion:

Emily : “Dear, guess who I saw just now?”

Me : “Who?”

Emily : “It’s RoundGirl. Remember RoundGirl?”

Me : “What? RoundGirl? Do I know her?”

Emily : “My coursemate, RoundGirl. Don’t you remember? Think harder.”

Me : “Hmmmm… RoundGirl. I have no recollection of such person. She must be someone unimportant.”

Emily : “The short and round looking girl… that used to hang out with my another friend LongLegs.”

It was a fucking trap… I didn’t see it coming. LongLegs is also Emily’s coursemate, who is super hot.

Me : “Oooooh …. the blimp who used to hangout with LongLegs! I remember that LongLegs lass…”

I was so fucking stupid.

Emily : “Oh, you remember LongLegs.

That was suppose to be sarcastic…

Me : “Yeah man. She’s hot. I remember her because she’s like, so hot. Great legs, great tits. She’s worth to be remembered, every detail of it.”

I got carried away

Emily : [Opens mouth, and blaaasssstttt out a torrent of fire]

Lesson learned = always leave out your fascination with any hot looking exotic creatures from all your conversations with your spouse.