keywords

I didn’t go to work today. I had an upset stomach for drinking too much “lassi”. Lassi is actually an indian invented drink where they mix yoghurt with milk and blend it into a drink (at least I was made to believe that… correct me if I’m wrong).

So, I had been blasting my toilet real hard since yesterday, and I’m exhausted.

Nothing to do at home, I started to checkout my Nedstat, and found some funny shits — the keywords that people used on search engines to stumble into my blog ! Here’s the list in alphabetical order :

1) aaron kwok’s career - what the fuck ? searching for aaron kwok’s career in english ? well, the aaron kwok in my site is a stinko bastard. You know what he work as ? A pervert.

2) aaron kwok’s weight - his weight ? he weighted differently in different environments. More girls, less gravity effect on him.

3) body disatisfaction in young girls - hahah … this is so freaking funny. Let me enlighten you… young girls always have problems with their butts and boobs. Sometimes, they even have problems with their brain.

4) burp loudly extremely - why do one need to search such information ? Searching for a wave file of burp samples ? how bout farts ?

5) convince that food preservatives have benefits - they do. they let you keep your food longer. Period.

6) download “aaron kwok” “shake it” - shake what ? you got to be specific with search engines, else, you will end up in sites like mine. Dolt.

7) film horror gore burp - film (check), horror (check), gore (check), burp (WTF???). you are confusing the search engine, dear.

girlfriends of Aaron Kwok - aaron kwok’s girlfriend is a slut. Trust me. I met her before.

9) niobe’s hairstyle - niobe’s hairstyle = bob marley’s hair cut short.

10) no condom blog - hahah.. no condom blog. Is there such thing as blog with condom ?

11) photos of bullimic patients - some very sick bastard.

12) putu mayam manufacturer in singapore - are you planning to buy the share of their listed company ?

13) putu mayam recipe - flour, brown sugar, dried coconut pulps and a hungry stomach.

14) singapore bitchy slut blog - ooooo… go to mohammed sultan … it’s not hard to find one there. And ask them if they blogged.

15) stinked alcohol - alcohol itself doesn’t stink. Heck, they even use alcohol in perfumes. Get some education.

When one questions about the benefits of internet, the keywords above sure will shed some lights on what kind of knowledge that are favourable by our modern society.